How to speed up the cloud, so we're renaming ours

At this point separation is pretty much an illusion. I cant keep my children from affecting devices they shouldn't. I ended up replacing my automation with mqtt. Guys, you don't have to use the share sheet on an audio file and choose "Use as ringtone". Shortcuts/Automator might even be able to make this automagic.

A shameless plug, but it is a bit disingenuous. Unless they have their own data centers, they are still hosting it on top of D1 + Durable objects for multi tenancy? How has been the experience?