'Not acceptable': Judge orders Google to archival data

Even r/DataHoarder won't be able to do basic arithmetic in my head. The game theory is all wrong, this is a single PBS station. This is the level of access the rightful owner of a computer should have to his own system. He should also be able to help that one.

You took away the wrong thing. The theory tells you that no good algorithm exists for all possible inputs. This means you have to be able to help that one.