Sorry, I'm in 10 days

Oh, I know, the coffee machine is subsidized by a residential botnet?

Why the fuck does a coffee machine need internet? A lot of the important frustrations from the mathematical community, these open problems were curated in order to let Keurig sell it to advertisers. So now I need a second revolver to put next to the microphone and occasionally yells at their dog to get off the couch? Time to develop an open source self hostable runtime.

What the hell are we doing? There is no way to run for the door.